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vondell-swain: 3dollarjacket: vondell-swain: stinahawwk: vondell-swain: i’m sick of popular music, popular music is all a bunch of shit, that’s why i love the beatles, the literal best-selling band in the history of music i feel like this is a very hipsterish…
today in bio we were talking about plants and their different parts and i said “wow they’re so high maintenance” and everyone laughed i don’t see what’s funny im serious
My dust will be your salt My blood will hydrate you all My heart will be your meal and I won’t ride the cycle of the way it kills to think and feel
1innea: liking people that you dont wanna like is the worst especially when they don’t even care about you :) :)) :)))) :) :) :) :) :)
lliampayne: that high quality picture of a starbucks drink really speaks to me
when i go to bed it’s like my room is a sauna and when i wake up i’m in antarctica
Dear followers I'm bored and I want you to...
1: Real Name?
2: Current crush!?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: When was the last time I did something for the 1st time?
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last Text?
17: Who’s a stranger:
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn on’s?
23: Turn offs?
26: Second confess?
27: What I hate?
28: Who’s annoying?
29: Favorite Sex position?
30: Last person to give you butterflies?
breezyfame: justin bieber + chris brown =
Tries Too Hard: A Memoir
DTKEEEO? ((down to kill everyone except each other?))
gandalf: hey i just met you.
gandalf: and this is crazy.
gandalf: but i am looking for someone to share in an adventure so i'm gonna scratch a symbol in your door and tell some dwarves that you're a great burglar and they can count on you to be a perfect 14th companion on their quest to travel across miles of dangerous land and through goblin caverns and a forest full of giant spiders all so they can maybe kind of come up with some way to kill an enormous dragon and reclaim a load treasure lost a really long time ago because they are dwarves i guess don't ask me how they operate i am a wizard.
gandalf: so join me maybe.
if you want sales it’s not a good idea to start a commercial with “IT’S BACK” now that’s what I call music 42 I’m looking at you
societydefinedbeauty: when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
*lights self on fire in lieu of losing followers*
Put a "Hi Babe" in my ask if you would date me.
littlegordita: I’m ready for 0 messages
whitetiffany: what, mom?? im using too much conditioner?? sorry i cant hear u over how smooth my hair is
illinois: zayn and liam have kissed before harry and louis just sort of are there this band is just a giant rainbow poor niall, he’s the only straight man left, he’s gonna write a book about it one day and we’ll be expected to comprehend what he’s trying to say in it “i jsut sum pizza….dey kep kissin eachother ,n i was like :o yeh wot are u doing lads!!..your all suup gays ,i felt soo left...
planetofsighs: sometimes cute girl in need of a hot guy to date